"We the members of the band Stone Prism, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Tinnitus, insure auditory Tranquility, provide for the common Headbanger, promote the general Mosh Pit, and secure the Blessings of Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Music for the United States of America." EST. SEP 2015